ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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