I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just google imaged poop.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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