its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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