party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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