But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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