She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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