So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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