My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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