Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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