i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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