I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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