I want to stick my p in your. b.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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