Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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