his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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