In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
i think my cat just said my name.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
