Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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