Me too!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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