Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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