But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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