this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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