Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.