She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.