its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Randomize
