She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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