Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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