She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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