But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
NoShamevember. You game?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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