I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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