The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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