she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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