my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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