bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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