Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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