what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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