I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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