Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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