he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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