I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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