Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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