Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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