my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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