I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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