what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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