She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We are two peas in an std pod
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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