she was so not down for the gang bang
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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