if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
How naked do you want me to be?
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