real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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