Only a mothe r could love this liver
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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