may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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