Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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