i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
