is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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