He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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