Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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