I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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