I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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