I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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