Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you didnt know i had herpes?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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