If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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