If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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